The Scenario Is This

shatteredarchivist:

chaoscontrolled123:

facedavid:

morbi:

gamefanatics:

Can we all agree that Metal Slug has some of the best pixel art of all time?

The Metal Slug team is absolutely ****ing crazy

No one said “hey, we need you guys to create like a dozen giant intricately-animated bosses at a totally ridiculous resolution”

THE LIGHTING CHANGES WHEN THE CANNON GOES OFF AND EVERYTHING

THE PLAYER CHARACTERS ALL HAVE LITTLE RELOAD ANIMATIONS IN A GAME WHERE YOU NEVER ACTUALLY HAVE TO STOP SHOOTING

AND JUST IMAGINE THE THOUGHTS THAT WENT THROUGH THEIR HEAD WHEN THEY MADE THESE

JESUS

BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL ROBOTS AND PIXEL ART I NEED TO PLAY THIS WHAT SYSTEM IS IT FOR

A re-released anthology is available on the WII, PSP, and PS2. None of the art was changed for the re-release. Otherwise, the originals look like they’re available on every major console since the Sega Saturn.

capnhyperfox:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

At least you guys can find your phones.

(Source: babylizard)

fuckdanielmaitland:

Tree of Life by Gary, Aaron, Khairul

lifeisdelirious:

Happy 20th birthday Farhan! Keep making beautiful music and may all your wishes come true, like this one here.

Love, zanne.

So she really did manage to get me Blake Lively for my birthday. :D 

say-shell:

thefunniestpost:

heyfunniest:

my life is complete

Hysterical!

#NO THEFUNNIESTPOST DOT TUMBLR DOT COM #THIS IS NOT HYSTERICAL #THIS IS HOW A MOTHERFUCKING FAN WORKS #THERE IS NOTHING HYSTERICAL ABOUT MECHANICAL ENGINEERING FUCKNUGGET 

(Source: cineraria)

dorkvader:

thescore:

Pic: Phil Jackson shows off ring collection on Twitter.

bless u phil

Yea I guess why not. #fitoftheday #ootd #obey #dropdead #calvinkleinjeans #vandoren

(Source: 69d0llars)